if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
i havent taken a good selfie since 1935
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness