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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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"Learn to say ‘no’ to the good so you can say ‘yes’ to the best."